to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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