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(905): View more from Toronto

Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?

(1-905): View more from Toronto

i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood

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(713): View more from Texas

Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.

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(407): View more from Florida

me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.

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(972): View more from Texas

I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.

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(770): View more from Georgia

She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I have no recollection of sleep choking you

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(630): View more from Illinois

Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?

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(703): View more from Virginia

I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....

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