so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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