i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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