Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I think my moral compass just broke
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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