I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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