this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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