Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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