White coat. Heels.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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