At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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