Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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