Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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