how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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