I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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