You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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