Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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