Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you traded sex for a burrito?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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