Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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