it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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