GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Randomize