Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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