So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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