You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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