Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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