That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
We don't watch enough power rangers
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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