Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
