A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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