i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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