I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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