I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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