Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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