I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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