it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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