I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I FOUND THE LEGS
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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