Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
are you so shy because you have an std?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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