we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Sorry my hands just texted you
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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