Define "chronic" masturbator.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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