My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
She is in my trunk
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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