Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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