im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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