Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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