I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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