can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
My penis needs a shock collar
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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