I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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