Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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