Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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