Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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