at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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