I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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