everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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