She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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