i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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