Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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